June 1, 2012 6:23 pm

youretoomainstream:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

queennubian:

lemuffinmistress:

oh my god, this *is* me.

GPOY.

Obsessive RPG gamer rules.

the second one is a srs gpoy omfg.
Definitely me. All day, everyday.

(Source: manonfire)

5:32 pm
  • Me: Awww, well tell her next time she goes shopping to buy you some Oreos, and you can spread them out over the time until she goes shopping again.
  • Boyfriend: Lol. Mfw spread over time. Fuck that.
11:07 am 10:57 am

youretoomainstream:

just a few of the screenshots that my boyfriend and i took last night. ohmuhlawd there were so many more. some of them were really amusing.

10:57 am 10:49 am 12:23 am May 31, 2012 10:48 pm

youretoomainstream:

wtfmanga:

Toothbrush Rape (by ETNEET92)

So I’m watching this, and while I’m watching this video, I start noticing something. This video is actually making me SUPER uncomfortable. The toothbrush, everything. Here I am, feeling pretty jaded after everything I’ve seen, and THIS is making me uncomfortable? And then another thing hits me… I’ve only been watching for about a MINUTE, a minute that feels like an ETERNITY, an ETERNITY that feels about as awkward and uncomfortable as watching a hardcore bestiality porno with my mom … and I still have 3 minutes and 16 seconds of this video to go.

…God damn D:

From “Nisemonogatari

…what the FUCK am i WATCHING?
Yes..Good..
10:46 pm

(Source: wtfmanga)

8:30 am
romantic-nostalgia:

Everything Else around me Vanished.

romantic-nostalgia:

Everything Else around me Vanished.

(via fuckyeahmongolianchopsquad)

1:31 am 1:26 am

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via denzelgtfo)

May 30, 2012 11:09 pm May 29, 2012 10:33 am 10:30 am